英语小品剧本

这里有四个剧本，选好了告诉梅珍哦《追星》《Little Red Riding Hood》搞笑5人剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》凄美感人英语爱情话剧剧本-《The Coastline of Tears》

英语小品剧本《追星》 人物：追星A, 追星B，追星C，明星，车主 旁白 经纪人 旁白：A girl is crazy about a star called Handsome+人名.Even when she is asleep, she can dream that man.A：(打哈欠)，I need to go to bed, Im so sleepy.(打哈欠)边走边

英语小品剧本《追星》

人物：追星A, 追星B，追星C，明星，车主 旁白 经纪人

旁白：A girl is crazy about a star called Handsome+人名.Even when she is asleep, she can dream that man.A：(打哈欠)，I need to go to bed, I’m so sleepy.(打哈欠)——边走边说 （趴在讲台上睡） （进入梦乡）

旁白：In her dream…… (上台摆两个凳子，A做一个) A：Oh, it’s a fine day.(假装看天) (然后突然不经意的拿起一本书翻看) 明星：(上台)：Oh, it’s a fine day.(然后坐凳子) (A看着看着书，就不经意的往旁边看，然后再看看书，突然感觉不对劲，在意外的往旁边看，看到了自己最喜爱的那个明星，十分激动，不敢相信这是真的) A：Are you … are you that … super star?(激动地说不出话) 明星：（随意的回答） Yes, what’s wrong?

A: I’m your fan,super fan.Your photos are full of my bedroom, no, they are full of my house, including kitchen, living room, bedrooms, and… and toilet.(激动，后面讲到厕所时，还有点不好意思) (当明星听到厕所时，很惊讶) 明星：You are too…enthusiastic [in,θju:zi\'?stik].(有点嫌弃) A: Can you give me your signature? (讲到签名，明星就兴奋了) 明星：Ok ,of course! A：（大声喊）Oh ,I will have the Handsome______’s signature (突然，两个人跑过来，B把A给推开了然后两人问明星要签名) B：Please ,please give me signature!!!!!!! C: No, give it to me, to me!!! (两人抢着，A一人孤零零的站在旁边，) A: Why the result is this ?(抱头痛哭，边走边哭，然后走到睡觉的那个地方，恢复原来的样子，还有点啜泣) A： Er? Where is it? Oh,it’s just a dream , but ,it’s a bad dream.

It’s too early, I want sleep.(又趴下去) 旁白：In her second dream, the scene is at the croroads.A: Look at the tall buildings, they like the …like the …I don’t have any adjrectives to describe them.(明星上场，走在对面，也在欣赏某些东西) A：Oh ,look at there, that man is like a star ! Oh ,Oh ,Oh ,(一次比一次激动)he is …..he is…..Handsome_______！I want his signature! But there is too much cars, What can I do? What can I do? I don’t care this any more, the signature is more important! (正当他准备过马路时，车主做开车动作来了，将要撞A，A很害怕) 车主：Look out! A:Don’t come here, don’t come here!(闭着眼睛) (车主迅速下台) （A突然站起来，睁开眼睛）

A：A dream .too? Oh, my god, Why do I always can’t get the signature? No, I must get it, sleep again! Yes ,sleep! But ,why do I stand here? I should lie in the bed.Whether these, I must go to bed and get the signature!(趴着又睡) 旁白：In her third dream (明星在签名，A前面有B, C) 经纪人：One by one,Don’t be wrought-up A: Yeah,I can get it at last.Before me ,there are only two people.（到B）

B:I love you very much.My dreamlover.明星：Thank you (B下，C上) C: Oh，I meet you ,can I hug with you ? 明星：Sure.(两人抱了一下) （到A）

A: I can get your signature in the end! I’m so excited (明星面目有点难受的样子，手捂着肚子) 明星：Sorry, can I go to the toilet for a moment? My stomach is hurt a lot.(难受) A: Yes, make yourselfe at home.(过来一会儿) A: Handsome_______ has gone to toilet for such a long time.Is he ok? 经纪人对A说：Sorry, the girl, Handsome_____ perhaps can’tcome here to give you signature, He is too hurt.He went home.A: Ah? Why always me ? (伤心地离开，走到睡着的地方) （突然起身）

A :Why always me ? I only want a signature~~ ai~~ What time is it now ? (看了一下钟，表情惊讶) It’s near 8 o’clock .I can’t arrive at the school on time! Oh no ,hurry up hurry up

Little Red Riding Hood

第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家

Mum： (妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子上的水果放在篮子里）

Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing? Mum： （一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill.Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma.Take them to Grandma. Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok!

Mum： （亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说） Be good.Be careful. Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy. Mum： Bye-bye.Darling. 第二场：在路上

(一阵轻快的音乐由远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)

Little Red Riding Hood： Wow！Flowers, how beautiful! （放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers. Wolf：（wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf.I am hungry.(做找东西状,东张西望) Here is a little red riding hood.Hi! Little Red Riding Hood.Where are you going? (做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼)

Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辫子，天真地回答)To Grandma‟s．Grandma is ill. Wolf：（自言自语）I\' ll eat Grandma.But……（对Little Red Riding Hood说）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks.

Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞) Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后）

Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks，how are you? Six Ducks：We‟ re fine．Thank you． Where are you going? Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma‟s．Oh, I must go, bye. Six Ducks：Goodbye．

第三场：Grandma家

Grandma： （喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床边，喘了几口，打几个哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。） Wolf：（从树后出来，边走边说）I am very hungry now.(做找寻的样子)Where is Grandma‟ s house? (高兴地对观众说)Aha , it‟s here.(敲门)Bang, Bang, Bang．

Grandma： Who is it？

Wolf：（装出Little Red Riding Hood的声音，一边得意地摇动尾巴，一边说）It‟s me.Little Red Riding Hood.

Grandma： (边说边起床) Come in, come in.

Wolf：(得意洋洋地走到床边) Grandma , I‟ll eat you.

Grandma： （惊慌失措地抓紧衣服，瞪着眼睛，边叫迫从床上滚到地上）

灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。

Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翘起大拇指）Yummy！I‟ll sleep. Little Red Riding Hood：(高兴地敲门)Grandma．Grandma．

Wolf：(装扮成Grandma的声音) Who is it？

Little Red Riding Hood：It‟s me。Little Red Riding Hood.What a strange noise! Wolf：Come in， Come in.

Little Red Riding Hood：(蹦跳着进来，把篮子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回几步)Oh! What are big ears!

Wolf：I can listen to your sweet voice.

Little Red Riding Hood：Wow! What a big eyes! Wolf：I can see you pretty face.

Little Red Riding Hood：Oh! What a big hand. Wolf：I can hug you. Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，边摸边说）Look! What a big hands?

Wolf：(从床上跳起来说)I can eat you!

Little Red Riding Hood：(拼命地跑)Oh！No! No!

Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃状，拍拍肚子说）It‟s delicious.I still sleep.I like sleeping.

Hunter： (一边拿着枪，一边做寻找状出场)Where‟s the wolf? Look! A door．(推门)The wolf is sleeping. Wolf：(发出呼呼的响声) Hunter： (端起枪想打，又放下)What a big stomach! (摸摸Wolf的肚子)Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry．(从桌子上拿起剪刀，举起) Look! Sciors.(做剪Wolf的肚子)Cut, cut, cut. Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma：Thank you．

Hunter： Grandma ,give me some needles and thread． Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones．

Grandma： (从桌子上拿来针线)

Little Red Riding Hood：(搬来几个石头)One, two, three. Hunter： (把小石头装进Wolf的衣服里) Grandma： I\'ll thread it. Hunter： (拿起枪)Woke up! Wolf：(起床，两手托着大肚子)My stomach is so heavy. Hunter： You big bad wolf, raise your arms! Wolf：(边跑边说) Help! Don‟t shot me! Hunter： （开枪）Bang, bang! Wolf： (应声倒下)

Hunter： The bad wolf is dead．

Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma：Yeah! Thank you．

凄美感人英语爱情话剧剧本-The Coastline of Tears http://www.daodoc.com/

5人剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》

演员表：

西门吹雪

叶孤城

花满楼

king

旁白

道具：牛奶两袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，纸屑若干。

第一幕：决战紫荆城之颠

旁白：A quiet village is covered with white snow .

Birds are dancing in the cold .

A man is walking along the street ,step by step .

Wind is coming in silence.

Another mysterious man approaches .

Y与X相遇．

X：oH ,I am sorry to knock you !

Y:Haha, Never mind baybay.

X:Excuseme， who are you on earth? could you tell me your name?

Y:ha ha ,I won’t change my name! no matter what happens.I’m the most famous-------YeGucheng.Who are you?

X:I am ximenchuixue.

Y惊讶:Ar, ximenchuixue?

X:Yes,what is wrong?

Y:I heard that you are the besting MartialArts?

X:Great, youknowme !

Y抱腿：Please, please…… Don’t kill me! let me you go!

X:No, I must kill you !

Y:Idon\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'twant to be killed.There are a eighty-year-old mothe and a three-year old son to be looked after by me!

X:Noway! Because we are fightin gnow!youknow?

Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'t force me!

X:Pardon!

(Y拿出一袋牛奶)

X抢过牛奶:milk, verygood! I like drinking it.how do you know that?

Y:please drink it!

X喝完牛奶:Thanks, ha,ha

Y:Do you still want to kill me?

X:Sure, must! milk is milk.

Y(恼怒+冷酷):Verygood! verygood! I hope you will not forget what you said!?

X:I’m sure Iwon’t!

Y:I must give you a leon!IfIdon\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'t beat your his time, you’llneverbehaveproperly!3-2-1-0!

X捂着肚子，蹲下：Oach,Oach !

Y大笑：HaHa……

X可怜状: help! help! Whereisthewashroom?

Y:What ?

X:Toliet?

Y:What ?

X:The “WC”?

Y:Oh,I see ,goalongthitreetandturnrightwhenyouseeacoringroad!

X:Thanks,byebye.

Y掏出纸屑吹:Thisisgenuirnesnow!

H:Stop!Protectingtheenvironmentisabasicobligation!

Y:Whoareyou?

H:Hua---man----lou! Haveyouseenximenchuixue?

Y:Yes, hewasbeatenbymeandisin“WC” now,ha……

H惊讶:Nowyouarethebestintheworld!

Y:Youareright!

H:Teriffic!youaretheonemykinglookingfor! doyouwantjoininus?

Y:Yes,It’sverygood.

H:Ok, followme, Let’sgotoseemyking!

Y:Ok,Let’s go!

第二幕：无间道

H:Mydearest ! letmeintroduce yeguchengtoyou! （指Y） thisisyegucheng.

K:sitdownplese, yegucheng.

H走到Y前，《婚礼进行曲》起，H神甫状:Yegucheng! Doyouwanttofollowmykingnomatterwhathappenuchascold headache,sair and aids?

Y: Yes,Ido.

K: Huamanlou, come .puttheringonhisfinger!（音乐停）

X唱着上:Onlyyou……(看到戒子) thisringshouldbemine!

K:Butwhoareyou? whyshoulditbelongyou?

Y急切: king! dearking!Imustgonow,mybrotherislookingforme!huoxi(维语再见)

K:huoxi? Whatdoesthatmean? ItisnotEnglish, isn’t it ?

Y:How clever……

X冷酷:yegucheng! comehere!Iwanttotellyousomething!

Y抱X的腿:oldbrother ! Forgiveme!

X:Forgiveme? Why?

Y: Oncetherewasachangebeforeme,Ilostit.Ifthegodgivemeantherchance, I’lltellyou“I love you”,Iftheremustbea limited period,Ihopeitisthousandyear!

X:Youshall cheat me!all you did are wrong!how can youtell thelady’s“WC”!

Y:Ilikegoinglady’s WC .I……I……IthinkthatyoulikewhatIlike.(Ｙ又拿出一袋牛奶)

X: m-i-l-k?haha, ayixidailu!(我爱你的意思)

K: ayixidailu?What’sthemeaning? whyIalsocan’tunderstandyou?

X:Youarestupid! Itmeans“I love you”.

K:Don’t saythat“you love me”.I’llkillyouforyousayingdirtywordtome!

X:What? (侧耳装着听不到) You---kill----me?come, come…(Ｘ上去抓住K)

K:Fuckyou.Imustkillyou!

X:Howcanyoukillme? haha……

Y:Letmehaveatry! 3-2-1-0(X捂着肚子，蹲下)

K: thankyouverymuch, yousaveme.Now, I’llgiveyoutheticketforAmericantoletyou

haveavacation.

Y:That’s good.butthereisonemorething.canyougivemea MM ?IwanttogoAmericanwithher.

K:ofcouse.Youaretheonewhohasthesimilartastewithme! Hahaha……

Y:Hahaha-----

H:Where’omewhere?

K:What?

Y:Doyouwanttogolady’s“WC”?

X:Yes,I……I…… do.

H顶着摇头：X,no, no， youcan’tgotoLady’s “WC”.Thatisnottheplacewhereyoucangointo ! becauseyouareX ! youarethe bestmanofChinesekongfu!

X: whatifI’mthebestintheword? !whyItrymybesttolivebutI’mstillsomiserable ? whencanIgetmyfreedom? mustbethedeadday ? !

K: youareright.onewillnotbecleveruntilthedayhedie.Inthatcase ,whywill you die in such a bad sorrow way !gointo theLady’s WC , thendie , comfortablly ! goahead !

H: you , stupid , bad behavior ! goaway !

K; why ? whydoyouhelphim ! whoacturallyareyou ?

H: myreal name isLuXiaofeng------the wifeofX .I’maspy.

K惊讶: !you---you---YouareLuXiaofeng ? X’wife ?

Y: Ihavealreadyrecognizedyou .atricker ! doyouknow, youarethefirst person who cheated me ! because of you ,Ideeide never believe anyone else ,including myself .you have destroyed my looking for you for many years ,just for today ! (轻声说)Ｘwilldie ,goandseehim ,please .

H扑倒在Ｘ的身边：Ｘ,do’t die ,you should be alive ,there are much hope inthe fature and tomorrow is a goodbeginning !

K:what amoving story !I was impreed !

Y:life is a progre ,but it is depreed that it can not resume !

H: life isa progre ,and it is delight that itneedn’t resume !

(H忽然将一把匕首插进Y的心脏，Ｋ吓跑.音乐《再见，警察》起)

Y痛苦状:don’tleave me here , you know I love you and I have nothing except you now ,please notabandon me !realizethat I’m wrong .help me,I intend to be back ,helpme ,I keyyou ,beg you------help me .I’ll never dothat again !(Y死，音乐停)

（X咳，H扑到身边，电影《我的父亲母亲》原声音乐起）

H: X , oh , no ,you can’t die ,we will go home together .

X:gohome ! ?

H:Tomorrow is another day !evenyou have thelast secondto live,youshould be alive ,not only for me , but for ourlove !

X:doyouwant melivealifeinsuchasorrow way ? ok , ok , Ipromise I willbealive for you .but !youknow, Ihavenot timeleft ,but you have ,promisethatyou will be happy everyday !Youmustdome this honor...promise meyou will survive...that youwillnevergiveup...nomatter what happens...no matter howhopele...promise me now ,andnever let go of that promise.

H: I promise .

X:Never let go .

H:Ipromise .Iwill never let go ,

X.I\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'ll never letgo.(X死)

H:be alive !yeah , bealive ! bealivewithout ahendance !lifecanbechanceliketimecangotoback .thereisbeatifulsnowbutinsping , solifecancomefromthebeginning ! （H自刎，艰难的爬到X身边死.音乐停。）

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