英语小短文
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英语小短文
A Nail Or A Fly? An old gentleman whose eyesight was failing came to stay in a hotel room with a bottle of wine in each hand.On the wall there was a fly which he took for a nail.So the moment he hung them on, the bottles fell broken and the wine spilt all over the floor.When a waitre discovered what had happened, she showed deep sympathy for him and decided to do him a favor.
So the next morning when he was out taking a walk in the roof garden, she hammered a nail exactly where the fly had stayed.
Now the old man entered his room.The smell of the spilt wine reminded him of the accident.When he looked up at the wall, he found the fly was there again! He walked to it carefully and slapped it with all his strength.On hearing a loud cry, the kind-hearted waitre rushed in.To her great surprise, the poor old man was there sitting on the floor, his teeth clenched and his right hand bleeding!
Sun the Ice
Once a simpleton’s wife told him to buy some ice.
Two hours later, he didn’t come back.She wanted to know why he didn’t come back and went out to have a look.She saw he was standing in the sun at the gate and watching the ice melting.
“What’s the matter?” She asked him.“Why don’t you bring it in?”
“I saw the ice was wet and I was afraid that you would scold me so I’m running it dry.” The simpleton answered.
The Broom Seller and the Barber
A man who sold brooms went into a barber’s shop to get shaved.The barber brought one of his brooms.After he had shaved him, he asked for the price of the brooms.
“Two pence,” said the man.
“No, no,” said the barber.“I will give you a penny, and if you don’t think that is enough, you may take your broom back!”
The man took it and asked what he had to pay his shave.
“A penny,” said the barber.
“I will give you a half penny, and if that is not enough, you may put my beard on again.”
Three Little Pigs and a Big Wolf Once, a mother pig sent her three little children into the world.They needed to look after themselves.
The first pig found some straw, and he built a fine house with straw, and he built a fine house with straw.The second pig built a house with wood.The third pig built a house with stone.One day, a wolf came to straw house, he was hungry.“Little pig let me in! I’m your brother.” “No, no! You are a wolf.”
Then the wolf blew down the straw house.The first pig ran to the wooden house.Then the wolf came to the wooden house, too.The two pigs ran to the stone house.The wolf came and blew the stone house.He blew and blew, but the house didn’t fall down.Then wolf was angry, he climbed to the roof and jumped down the chimney. The wolf fell into the pot! Ouch! He ran away.The three little pigs lived happily.
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