英语话剧
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甲:Hello,every one, have you ever seen the movie? Yeah, you are right, I\'m the director-- Cameron Diaz, applaud , thank you....Recently, I will direct a new movie called , today, there will be a audition and I will select three actrees who can get the chance to perform in this film with famous actre---Anne Hathaway,OK, let\'s begin.At first , talent show, number one, let\'s welcome.乙:(风情万种,妖娆妩媚地走进来,给观众一个飞吻):oh,honey,dear,sweet,darling director, the most beautiful charming, sexy girl is coming , every body knows me, right? Yeah, I\'m Nicole Kidman, open your eyes as big as you can and hold your breath, there will be a unique, fantastic dance show for you, I believe that all of you will be crazy about it ,(打个响指) come some music.(搞笑舞,自由发挥).(跳完,鞠躬,向观众谢幕), thank you,(面向导演), honey, is it a wonderful performance? 甲:(作目瞪口呆状), 乙:(在甲眼前晃手),oh, darling, are you Ok? 甲:eh...my god, have you use some stimulant drugs this morning, you make my nerves nervous.Get out , next one.乙:oh no ...sweet ,you break my heart...(掩面离去) 丙:oh it seems to be serious.God ble me(画个十字架,镇定地走到甲面前,伸出手), nice to meet you, director.甲:(与之握手),nice to meet you too,so, introduce yourself please.丙:I\'m Celine Dion, you know, I don\'t have too many achievements, I just won five Grammy awards, 12 World Music Awards, 7 American Music Awards , 21 Juno Awards and(做沉思状) oh, I forget it , a Oscar Award, (同学鼓掌,乙作安抚状),oh, calm down, calm down,it\'s just a piece of cake for me ,you know, I....甲:ok ,stop, time is limited, just begin 丙:OK!!! I\'ll use my first signature song to conquer you --my heart will go on, just enjoy it.near, far, wherever you are i believe that the heart does go on once more, you opened the door(甲stop stop,丙不理,继续作深情状)and you\'re here in my heart,and my heart will go on and on.甲:guard ,guard,help,drag this mad woman out.Oh, I\'m dying,hope the next one will give me a surprise 丁:(对着乙的背影,沉思状)to be,or not to be,it\'s a question!(走到甲面前牵起她的手做亲吻状),I\'m glad to see you,my dear prince.甲(做娇羞状):oh, it\'s really a big surprise,so what\'s your name? 丁:My name? Oh, wait a minute.Do you know Trish Regan?特里什里根（美国女主播）
(甲,白痴的摇头),eh..,it\'s ok,then how about Robin Meade?(摇头),and you must know Melia Theuriau? (摇头),(丁,情绪激动),oh，my god！you know nothing, how can you sit in here.甲(指门,气愤状),you you you.....丁:ok ok, it doesn\'t matter, you needn\'t learn about them, but you must know me, the most famous hoste who will catch up with those person and become the greatest poet---oprah奥普拉（美国电视节目主持人）! 甲:I don\'t care who you are, just show me your talent.丁:ok ,listen,one poem,I have had found my best love, but I didn’t treasure her.When I lost her, I regret.It’s the most pain in the world.If God can give me another chance, I will say these words to her “I love you”! 甲(起鸡皮疙瘩状):oh, I can\'t stand, show you the door, 丁(转身离开,继续台词):If there is a time limit, I hope, it is (回头,对甲)10 thousand years.甲:oh, it\'s really a terrible ,awful, horrible day,why it is such difficult to find an excellent actre.Oh, I\'m dying,you three, come here, 三人跑进来,乙妩媚状:honey, you like my dance,right? 丙镇静状:director,you like my singing,right? 丁深情状:prince,you like my poem,right? 三人同声:we are past,right? 甲:eh..Thank you for your eh..Wonderful performance,but,I\'m sorry to tell you ....(接电话) What? Nobody comes here except they three,oh...god.(挂电话,低头),you three,(抬头),pa! 三人欢呼,说:we make it,we are superstar! 乙(甜蜜状):that\'s very sweet of you,we love you so much(飞个吻) 甲:you know, you are not good enough now, but I\'m look forward to your progre.Do you have confidence? 三人齐答:yes,we do! 甲伸手,三人搭上,同声,fight,fight,fight!
说明：绝对搞笑,绝对雷人,鉴于所花精力,所以,适当地收一点点辛苦费,第一个表演舞蹈时,音乐可以选用,第二个唱时,一定要跑调加破音,第三个一定要足够深情恶心,就这么多提醒的,希望您看得开心,下的舒心.
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