简单英语演讲稿带翻译
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简单英语演讲稿带翻译
blonde\'s appendicitis-金发美女的阑尾炎
a blonde has sharp pains in her side.the doctor examines her and says, \"you have acute appendicitis.\" the blonde says, \"that\'s sweet, doc, but i came here to get medical help.\" 一个金发美女的腹部侧面感到剧痛。医生检查之后告诉他：“你得了急性阑尾炎。（金发美女听成acute 以为是a cute，一个可爱的阑尾炎）”
金发美女说：“您真贴心，医生，但是我是来求医的。” little johnny...finding jesus 小强尼-寻找耶稣
a sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about jesus, so he asks his cla, \"where is jesus today?\"steven raises his hand and says, \"he\'s in heaven.\"mary answers, \"he\'s in my heart.\"little johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, \"he\'s in our bathroom!\"the surprised teacher asks little johnny how he knows this.\"well,\" little johnny says, \"every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells \'jesus christ, are you still in there?!\'\"一名主日学校的老师担心他的学生们有可能对耶稣感到困惑，于是他问他的学生们：“耶稣今天在哪里？”斯蒂芬举起他的手，说道：“他在天堂。”玛丽回答：“他在我心里。”小强尼用力挥了挥手，脱口而出：“他在我们浴室里！”大吃一惊的老师问小强尼他怎么知道这个。“这个
嘛，”小强尼说：“每天早上，我父亲起床后，都会敲浴室的门喊着?基督-耶稣，你还在里面啊？?”
little johnny...know it all 小强尼什么都知道
little johnny asks his mother her age.she replies, \"gentlemen don\'t ask ladies that question.\"johnny then asks his mother how much she weighs.again his mother replies, \"gentlemen don\'t ask ladies that question.\"the boy then asks, \"why did daddy leave you?\"to this, the mother says, \"you shouldn\'t ask that,\" and sends him to his room.on the way, johnny trips over his mother\'s purse.when he picks it up, her driver\'s license falls out.johnny runs back into the room.\"i know all about you now.you are 36 years old, weigh 127 pounds and daddy left you because you got an \'f\' in sex!\"小强尼问他母亲的年龄是多少。她回答道：“绅士们是不会问女士们这个问题的。”于是强尼问他母亲她的体重是多少。他的母亲再一次回答：“绅士们是不会问女士们这个问题的。”于是这孩纸问：“为什么爸爸离开了你？”对于这个问题，这位母亲说：“你不应该问这个问题。”然后把他送回他自己的房间。在走的时候，强尼被他母亲的钱包绊倒。当他把钱包捡起来的时候，她的驾照掉了出来。强尼跑回母亲的房间说：“现在关于你的问题我都知道答案了。你36岁了，体重127磅，还有爸爸离开你的原因是因为你在sex上的考评是f！”（got an \'f\' in sex，孩纸啊，你想歪了，那是“性别：女”啊……）
little johnny...definite definition 小强尼-肯定的定义
the preschool teacher says, \"we\'re going to do vocabulary today.who can use the \'definitely\' in a sentence?\"mary raises her hand and exclaims,
\"me me me!\"the teacher says, \"go ahead, what\'s the sentence?mary replies, \"the sky is definitely blue.\"\"that\'s good, mary,\" says the teacher, \"but the sky can also be gray or white.\"sam raises his hand and states, \"gra is definitely green.\"the teacher says, \"that\'s good, sam, but gra can be brown, too.\"little johnny raises his hand and asks, \"do farts have lumps in them?\" the teacher says, \"no johnny, why do you ask that?\"little johnny replies, \"well, i definitely sh*t my pants.\"幼儿园老师说：“我们今天要做词汇题了。谁能在句子里运用“肯定”这个词？”玛丽举了手大声说：“我我我！”老师说：“你说吧，什么句子？”玛丽回答：“天空肯定是蓝蓝的。”“回答得不错，玛丽”老师点评道：“但天空也可能是灰色或者白色的。”山姆举手说道：“草地肯定是绿色的。”老师说：“回答得不错，山姆，但是草地也可能是棕色的。”小强尼举手问道：“屁会结成块儿吗？”老师说：“不会的，强尼，你为什么问这个问题？”小强尼回答：“好吧，我“肯定”大便在裤裆里了。”
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we are young.“how to spend the youth?” it is a meaningful question.to answer it, first i have to ask “what do you understand by the youth?” youth is not a time of life, it’s a state of mind.it’s not a matter of rosy cheeks, red lips or supple knees.it’s the matter of the will.it’s the freshneof the deep spring of life.a poet said “to see a world in a grain of sand, and a heaven in a wild flower, hold infinity in the palm of your hand, and eternity in an hour.several days ago, i had a chance to listen to a lecture.i learnt a lot there.i’d like to share it with all of you.let’s show our right palms.we can see three lines that show how our love.career and life is.i have a short line of life.what about yours? i wondered whether we could see our future in this way.well, let’s make a fist.where is our future? where is our love, career, and life? tell me.yeah, it is in our hands.it is held in ourselves.we all want the future to be better than the past.but the future can go better itself.don’t cry because it is over, smile because it happened.from the past, we’ve learnt that the life is tough, but we are tougher.we’ve learnt that we can’t choose how we feel, but we can choose what about it.failure doesn’t mean you don’t have it, it does mean you should do it in a different way.failure doesn’t mean you should give up, it does mean you must try harder.as what i said at the beginning, “we are reading the first verse of the first chapter of a book, whose pages are infinite”.the past has gone.
nothing we do will change it.but the future is in front of us.believe that what we give to the world, the world will give to us.and from today on, let’s be the owners of ourselves, and speak out “we are the world, we are the future.”
世界是我们的，未来是我们的
一些人说“我们正在读一本无穷的书中的 我们所有人都希望未来能比过去更美好，但是未来能自己变得更好。不要因为结束而哭泣，微笑吧，为你的曾经拥有。从过去来看，生活是艰苦的，但我们是更坚强。我们知道我们不能选择感觉，但是我们能选择和它相关的东西。失败并不意味着你不拥有成功，它只意味着你应该用另一种方式去做这件事。失败并不意味着你应该放弃，只意味着你应该更加努力。
正如我在前面所说的“我们正在读一本无穷的书中的 friends was drowned in this river.”
the little horse is very afraid.finally he decides to go home and ask his mother.the old horse asks, “why do you take the wheat back what\'s wrong with you my child.”
the little horse answers sadly, “there is a river in front of me.aunt cow said it was not deep.but the little squirrel said it was deep.what shall i do ”
the old horse says, “my child, you should try to cr(本文 来自好)o the river by yourself.if you do not try, how do you know the river is deep or not ”
the little horse carries the wheat and returns to the riverside.at last, he succeeds in croing the river.now, he knows how deep the river is.简单的英语寓言故事带翻译：小马过河
农场里有一只老马和一只小马，一天老马叫小马把麦子送到磨房。小马很开心，扛起了小麦就跑向了磨房。可有一条河挡住了去路，他停了下来不知如何是好，正在这时，奶牛大婶过
来了。
小马问：“奶牛大婶，请告诉我，我能趟过这条河吗？” 奶牛大婶答道：“不深，你能过去。”
正当小马开始过河时，一只小松鼠朝他大喊：“小马，不要过河，你会淹死的。昨天我的一位朋友就在这河淹死了。”
小马非常害怕，最后决定回家问问妈妈。
老马问：“你为什么又把小麦扛回来了？你怎么了？我的孩子。”
小松鼠委屈地回答：“有一条河挡住我的去路。奶牛大婶说它不深，可小松鼠说它深。我该听谁的呀？”
老马说：“孩子，你应该自己试试，如果不试，你怎么知道河的深浅？”
小马驮着小麦又回到了河边。最后，他成功地渡过了河。他终于知道河有多深了。
a succeful busineman, one of my father’s friends, devoted himseff to his busine.he works from morning to night every day.there is no weekends in his mind.he often says, \"i must earn much money so that i can get what i want.\"lately, he is ill.though he has a lot of money, he can do nothing but lie in the hospital’s bed.
so i think health is more important than wealth“英语关于健康演讲稿——health的重要性带翻译”来自http://.people can do nothing if they are always in poor health, let alone happine.no matter we are rich or not, we can not ignore the importance of health.
中文翻译：
很多人都认为财富宫比健康更重要。在读到howard hughes的故事之前，我也是这么认为的。howard hughes是美国的一个亿万富翁，能得到他想得到的任何东西。但是在他生命最后的二十年中，他的身体变得很糟糕，他很悲惨。他有最好的医生和护士，但仍得不到解脱。我意识到在这个世界上，好的身体抵得上所有的金钱。因为即使你有百万美元但身体糟糕，也不能做你想做的事情。因此我想说的是关心你的身体，对你所拥有的一切感到高兴，不要为挣钱损害你的身体。健康更重要。
健康和财富哪个更重要?这是人们常爱谈论的一个话题。我以前回答不出这个问题，但是现在从一个商人的真实生活中我意识到健康更重要。
我父亲的一位朋友，一个成功的商人，全身心投入到他的工作中。每天从早工作到晚，在他心目中根本没有周末的概念。他经常说：“我
必须多挣钱，这样就可以想干什么就干什么。”近来，他病倒了，除了躺在医院病床上，什么也不能做。
所以，我认为健康比财富更重要。如果一个人身体总是不好，他什么也做不成，更不用谈幸福了。不管我们贫穷还是富有，都不能忽视健康的重要性
know that the wiserthe youths are ,the wiser the nation will be；the wealthier the youths are ,the wealthier the nation will be；the stronger the youths are ,the stronger the nation will be.here the wealthy means: enriching our knowledge reserve.as a new generation of youth , every one here shouldering the great historicalmiionof making china powerful and strong.you may say that this may exaggerate our role, but i want to say you are wrong.if i am a little screw our great dream may be a multifunction and plex machine.through this exle i just want to say i am very tinybut i am indispensable .i believe that as long as all of our young people unite together and perform our own functionsthat study hard in school and work hard after we graduating from university .we must be able to achieve our great dream meanwhile enrich ourselves unwittingly! my dream, our dream, to improve the chinese dream.let us unite together to realize chinese nation\'s great rejuvenation to struggle! to you the day of my dreams to realize, is standing at the time of china.中国梦，我们每一个人的梦
梦想是美丽的,是心底最美丽的期望,所以梦也成为我们长久以来的信仰。
梦想是太阳,它使人们从浮躁到沉稳,从犹豫到坚定,带领我们驰骋在成功的路上。
梦想是强大的,它是人生前进的动力，崇高的梦想可以激励生活的潜力。
因此我们要坚定梦想,抓住梦想,追求梦想。
XX年12月29日，习近平主席提出中华民族伟大复兴的中国梦。他说：中国梦就是实现国家繁荣富强和人民幸福安康。我们的人民热爱生活，期盼有更好的教育、更稳定的工作、更满意的收入、更可靠的社会保障、更高水平的医疗卫生服务、更舒适的居住条件、更优美的环境，期盼孩子们能成长得更好、工作得更好、生活得更好。人民对美好生活的向往，就是我们的奋斗目标。
我时常问我自己，我可以为我们伟大的中国梦做些什么？众所周知：少年智则国智，少年富则国富，少年强则国强！在这里“富裕”一词应理解为：丰富我们的知识储备。作为新一代的青年人，在座的每一位都肩负着实现中国繁荣富强的使命。你可能会说这也许夸大了我们的作用，但是我想说，你错了。如果我是一颗小小的螺丝钉，那我们的中国梦就是一个复杂而又多功能的机器。通过这个例子我想说：我个人虽然渺小，但是我也是必不可少的。
我相信只要我们每个人团结起来并且做好我们的本职工作，在学校好好学习知识，毕业后步入社会后努力工作。我们一定能够实现我们的中国梦，在此期间我们也会不知不觉地丰富了我们自己。
我的梦想,我们的梦想,汇聚成中国梦。让我们携起手团结一致共同为实现中华民族的伟大复兴而奋斗！我们的梦想实现的那一天,将站在中国的时间。
简短中学英语演讲稿
简短的英语演讲稿 i have a dream every one has his own dream.when i was a little kid ,my dream was even to have a candy shop of my own .but now ,when i am 16 years old ,standing here ,my dreams have already changed a lot.i have got quite different experience from other girls.while they were playing toys at home,while they were dreaming to be the princees in the story .i was running in the hard rain,jumping in the heavy snow,pitching in the strong wind.nothing could stop me ,because of a wonderful call from my heart -- to be an athlete.yeah ,of course ,i\'m an athlete,i\'m so proud of that all the time .when i was 10 years old ,i became a shot-put athlete.the training was really hard ,i couldn\'t bear the heavy shot in my hands .but i always believe that \"god only help those who help themselves\".during those hard days,i find i was growing more quickly than others of the same age.to be an athlete is my most correct choice.but,i quit my team after entering high school because of a silly excuse.i really didn\'t want to stop my sports career anyway.today i say to you my friends that even though i must face the difficulties of yesterday ,today and tomorrow .i still have a dream .it is a dream deeply rooted in my soul.i have a dream that one day ,i can run,jump and pitch just like i used to be.
i have a dream that one day , i can go back to my dream sports and join the national team.i have a dream that one day ,i can stand on the highest place at the olympic games.with all the cameras pointing at me.i will tell everyone that i\'m so proud to be a chinese athlete! this is my hope .this is the faith that i continue my steps with!!! with this faith ,i will live though the strong wind and heavy rain ,never give up ! so let victory ring from my heart,from all of you.when we allow victory to ring .i must be the one! in my imagination,i\'m a bird ,a magical bird.i carry my dreams all with me by my big wings.i fly though the mountains ,though the forests ,over the sea,to the sun ,the warmest place in the aerospace! every night ,i have a dream ,i see a girl ---smiling () 演讲稿
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