英语幽默小故事

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A: We have got a new dog.Would you like to come around and play with him? B: Well, I don\'t know---does he bite?

A: That\'s what I want to find out.

The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled（被宠坏的） .His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him.He hardly left her side.And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum（乱发脾气） .Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother\'s loving arms.

When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door.

Was school all right? she asked, Did you get along(相处) all right? did you cry? Cry? John asked.No, I didn\'t cry, but the teacher did!

六岁的约翰娇生惯养。他的父亲知道这一点，可他的祖父母仍然宠着他。这孩子几乎寸步不离他的祖母。他想要什么不是哭，就是闹。他第一天上学才离开祖母的怀抱。

约翰放学了，他奶奶在门口接他并问道：学校怎么样？你过的好吗？哭了没有？哭？约翰问，不，我没哭，可老师哭了。

Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, \"What happened?\" \"A kid bit me,\" replied Ivan.

\"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?\" asked his mother.

\"I\'d know him any where,\" said Ivan.\"I have his ear in my pocket.\"

伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事？”

“一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说。

“再见到他你能认出来吗？”妈妈问。

“他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说。“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。”

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